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Thread: The President's News Conference

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    At 8:30 tonight, El Jefe will be holding a rare news conference, upsetting millions of American Idol fans. As I was driving around today, I was listening to Bill O'Reilly ( shudder ) and he had a cool game going. If you could ask Mr. Bush one question..

    What would YOU ask him?

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    "would you like a pretzel?"

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    Originally posted by Peter Peeker:
    "would you like a pretzel?"
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LMAO !!

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    Why do you want to kill all the tourists?

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    He'd probably have to check with pops -but:

    "Did the Skull & Bones Society really finance the Nazi Party in order to get the United Nations up & running?

    <font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ April 13, 2004 01:30 PM: Message edited by: Street Worm ]</font>

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    If a train was going East at 65mph...

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    ...oh, don't get me started. How could I stop at one question? This court-appointed presidency is going to give me an ulcer...

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    Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
    ...oh, don't get me started. How could I stop at one question? This court-appointed presidency is going to give me an ulcer...
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You can have one follow up.

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    What was the total amount of cash spent by the U.S. to train hired goons to fly plains into the World Trade Center and then blame it on a group of terrorists that made daddy look bad when he was in the office?


    Follow up: Was it worth it?

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    ...'kay, how about "How can you sleep at night you mildly retarded motherfucker?" And he isn't allowed to use any words such as "liberty", "patriotism", "evil", "God", or any derivitaves thereof in his answer.

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